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Prediction Market Horrified After Trader Correctly Predicts Future Instead of Confidently Getting It Wrong

NEW YORK - Kalshi, a platform designed to reward people for correctly predicting the future, has launched an investigation after discovering that someone may have committed the unforgivable offense of actually

Oct 15 2026

Prediction Market Horrified After Trader Correctly Predicts Future Instead of Confidently Getting It Wrong

Crypto Wallet Maker Ledger Introduces 'Frictionless Robbery', An Innovative New Feature Eliminating the Tedious Need for Customers to Fall for Scams

PARIS — After years of forcing cryptocurrency investors to lose their life savings through phishing emails, fraudulent exchanges, malicious links, and suspicious phone calls, crypto wallet maker Ledger has unveiled a

Oct 14 2026

Crypto Wallet Maker Ledger Introduces 'Frictionless Robbery', An Innovative New Feature Eliminating the Tedious Need for Customers to Fall for Scams

Wall Street Seeks 24/7 Stock Trading After Investors Complain There Are Still Several Hours a Day They Can’t Panic-Sell Nvidia

NEW YORK — Wall Street is moving closer to 24-hour stock trading after discovering that investors still spend several dangerous hours each night unable to react financially to something they

Oct 08 2026

Wall Street Seeks 24/7 Stock Trading After Investors Complain There Are Still Several Hours a Day They Can’t Panic-Sell Nvidia

Swiss Central Bank Warns Free Market Could Interfere With Its Ability to Dictate the Price of Money by Committee

The Swiss National Bank has warned that stablecoins could weaken monetary policy, raising the disturbing possibility that the price of money might someday become slightly harder for a small unelected

Oct 05 2026

Swiss Central Bank Warns Free Market Could Interfere With Its Ability to Dictate the Price of Money by Committee

Democrats Protect Americans From Trump Profiting Off Crypto by Defeating Bill That Would Restrict Trump Profiting Off Crypto

WASHINGTON — Senate Democrats protected Americans Tuesday from the danger of President Trump profiting from cryptocurrency by blocking consideration of legislation that would have imposed new restrictions on President Trump profiting

Sep 16 2026

Democrats Protect Americans From Trump Profiting Off Crypto by Defeating Bill That Would Restrict Trump Profiting Off Crypto

Iran Escapes U.S. Dollar Hegemony by Using U.S. Dollars on a Different Computer

TEHRAN — Iran is increasingly turning to Tether and other cryptocurrencies to work around sanctions and banking restrictions, achieving a major breakthrough in de-dollarization by finding a more complicated way

Sep 13 2026

Iran Escapes U.S. Dollar Hegemony by Using U.S. Dollars on a Different Computer

Hunter Biden Helps Democrats Achieve CLARITY: Memecoins Unethical Only When Guy Selling Them Is Donald Trump

WASHINGTON — Hunter Biden helped Democrats achieve long-awaited CLARITY on cryptocurrency ethics this week by launching $LAPTOP, a politically branded memecoin that collapsed 98% in under an hour, proving that

Sep 10 2026

Hunter Biden Helps Democrats Achieve CLARITY: Memecoins Unethical Only When Guy Selling Them Is Donald Trump

Opinion: Strategy Has Finally Solved Corporate Finance by Creating Securities to Support the Securities Used to Buy the Asset Supporting the Securities

By Dr. Preston H. Markham, Professor of Recursive Capital Allocation For centuries, corporate finance suffered from an embarrassing limitation: eventually, the money had to come from somewhere. Strategy appears to

Sep 06 2026

Opinion: Strategy Has Finally Solved Corporate Finance by Creating Securities to Support the Securities Used to Buy the Asset Supporting the Securities

Bitcoin & Crypto

Prediction Market Horrified After Trader Correctly Predicts Future Instead of Confidently Getting It Wrong

Crypto Wallet Maker Ledger Introduces 'Frictionless Robbery', An Innovative New Feature Eliminating the Tedious Need for Customers to Fall for Scams

Wall Street Seeks 24/7 Stock Trading After Investors Complain There Are Still Several Hours a Day They Can’t Panic-Sell Nvidia

Swiss Central Bank Warns Free Market Could Interfere With Its Ability to Dictate the Price of Money by Committee

Democrats Protect Americans From Trump Profiting Off Crypto by Defeating Bill That Would Restrict Trump Profiting Off Crypto

Iran Escapes U.S. Dollar Hegemony by Using U.S. Dollars on a Different Computer

Hunter Biden Helps Democrats Achieve CLARITY: Memecoins Unethical Only When Guy Selling Them Is Donald Trump

Opinion: Strategy Has Finally Solved Corporate Finance by Creating Securities to Support the Securities Used to Buy the Asset Supporting the Securities

Wall Street Announces Crypto Is Safe Now That 21 Banks Will Be in Charge of It

Financial Times Declares Bitcoin Treasury Model Dead After Strategy and Strive Collapse Into +868,206 Bitcoin

Crypto Industry Discovers Record $640 Million of Investor Demand Located Inside Crypto Industry

Bitcoin Rallies 20% After U.S. Government Demonstrates Why Someone Invented Bitcoin