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Bitcoin & Crypto
Bitcoin, ETFs, mining, Wall Street adoption, treasury companies, maximalists, crypto and the curious journey from imaginary internet money to an asset your banker suddenly wants to sell you.
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Business
CEOs, earnings, layoffs, private equity, venture capital, consultants, mergers and the corporate innovations that somehow always seem to involve fewer employees and more PowerPoint slides.
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Economy
GDP, jobs, wages, housing, recessions, consumer spending and economists explaining why the economy is doing great despite the suspicious behavior of everyone actually living in it.
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Life
Housing, groceries, healthcare, insurance, education, debt, retirement and the everyday financial experience of earning money, spending all of it and being told to budget better.
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Markets
Stocks, bonds, Wall Street, investing, bubbles, crashes, ETFs, financial engineering and market absurdity.
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Money
Inflation, the Fed, interest rates, debt, deficits, money printing, currencies and the increasingly elaborate machinery used to explain why your money buys less than it used to.
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Politics
Elections, presidents, Congress, political parties, regulation, scandals and the ongoing bipartisan effort to determine who should receive credit when things work and blame when they don't.
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Tech
AI, Big Tech, Silicon Valley, startups, automation, data centers and the race to build machines capable of doing everyone's jobs except explaining how any of this will make money.
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News
Satirical news briefs inspired by current events, economic absurdities, political dysfunction, market madness and the strange things everyone has somehow agreed to treat as normal.
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Opinions & Commentary
Columns, arguments and unsolicited conclusions about money, markets, politics and society from people whose confidence occasionally exceeds the available evidence.
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Analyst Notes
Satirical Wall Street research featuring absurd price targets, tortured valuation models, investment theses, forecasts, ratings and professionally formatted guesses delivered with unjustified confidence.
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Memos
Confidential memos, internal documents and definitely-not-made-up correspondence revealing what governments, corporations and financial institutions would prefer you didn’t read.
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